KITCHEN WISDOM?

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!

* No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes.

* A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

* If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

* Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

* Help keep the kitchen clean-eat out!

* Housework done properly, can kill you.

* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

* My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines